just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize