I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
And then he peed in my hair
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