kristin has been a bad kristin
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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