on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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