Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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