stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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