Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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