You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
you will always have a special place in my vag
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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