Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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