So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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