Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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