See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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