Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
you win again, gameday.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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