Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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