im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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