nut hugger
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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