: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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