i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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