operation harelip BJ is a go
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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