Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I believe in your delicious
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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