Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
When did angry sex become our thing?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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