I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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