He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
either way he was missing a nipple.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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