She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
