y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
When are your genitals available?
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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