I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Actions speak louder than pants.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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