I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
