porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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