what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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