32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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