Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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