Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Randomize