In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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