STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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