OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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