I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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