I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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