that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Come share oat with me in your robe
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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