I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
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