Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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