we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
she looked like the before picture.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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