so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
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