Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Randomize