Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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