check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
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