Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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