I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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