I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
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