she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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