oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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