Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
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