and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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