I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
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