So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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