dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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