so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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