I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Dick very happy bro
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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