and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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