if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
