Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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