Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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